1)At exactly 5:50 p.m., your mother-in-law will anxiously announce, "Someone needs to go get the crabs right now!" When you first met her, shortly after meeting her son, you called her by her first ... [+]
Translated by Hannah Charlton
— Great! Another present!A few days ago, Oscar celebrated his birthday with his parents.Today he got a parcel from his godfather who lived a long way away. Very excited, he rushed to open it and found... a money box in the shape of a pig. A pig that was green all over from its snout to its corkscrew tail. There was a little envelope with it. His godfather had written him a note:Dear Oscar,Here is a piggy bank for your birthday.There is a secret inside that I hope you will discover!Big hugs and kisses from your loving godfather.Oscar was a bit disappointed. He'd have preferred a remote control