The seashells near the ocean where I grew up are storytellers. Every morning, feet burning in the ... [+]
The seashells near the ocean where I grew up are storytellers. Every morning, feet burning in the ... [+]
1. Octopuses have nine brains. Me? I wouldn't want so many organs with which to overthink and fly into hysterics. You always ran from those—took the car and left me alone for hours, sometimes days ... [+]
My mother told me I should never date a guy who didn't have his own car. She said that it set some bad precedent, mixed up the lines between provider and provided-for. There's nothing more ladylike ... [+]