I've never been less than an hour early for my train. I don't know if it comes from a sense of heightened preparedness or an ongoing current of anxiety that doesn't even let me sleep in on weekends ... [+]
He said, "Everyone is buying it like mad." "And you need another 40 rolls?" I said. He didn't. But with toilet paper the new currency, he soon became a greedy robber baron. Until supply exceeded his demands. He disappeared till after the pandemic. Resurfaced wrapped in toilet paper. Like a Halloween mummy, he insisted he was cursed.