"Charlie...Charlie...are you daydreaming again? It's work time now, please get your pencil," asks Ms. Amy sweetly. Charlie Madison is in the 3rd grade, at KB Woodward Elementary school. Generally, he ... [+]
He said, "Everyone is buying it like mad." "And you need another 40 rolls?" I said. He didn't. But with toilet paper the new currency, he soon became a greedy robber baron. Until supply exceeded his demands. He disappeared till after the pandemic. Resurfaced wrapped in toilet paper. Like a Halloween mummy, he insisted he was cursed.