There's a relief that comes with revealing things down to their minutiae; small gasps of relief make space in the bedroom for the proverbial elephant. I do have a good husband. He's the kind that does ... [+]
A Demon’s Guide to Slowly Seducing a Seminarian
"Three of hearts," the demon says. He's lounging on Joseph's bed, deck of cards in his hands and shirt riding up over his stomach. He glances up, fangs flashing in a bright grin as if he can feel Joseph's eyes on him. "Did you know that demons have three hearts?""If I stab you in all three, will you die?" Joseph asks, looking away as the demon's grin gains more teeth."That's not very Christian of you," the demon says.Joseph sighs, focusing on his bible and the half-completed devotions scrawled in the margins. "I'm Catholic.""Sure," the demon agrees amicably. "And yes, I'd die. But you'd have t
